Welcome to the Dumb Ass Store.

If you're asking yourself, what is in a dumb ass store? 

Well dumb ass things of course. We offer items to bring the dumb ass out of the closet.

We've heard, thought or used the word “dumb ass.” You may have done things and thought the words “dumb ass” about yourself. So why not let everyone know that we know what a dumb ass is.

For example, if you see someone wearing a dumb ass hat, before saying anything, you think to yourself, What a dumb ass hat.” .  Get it?

The idea of  the“Dumb Ass Store” started when two friends were talking over the phone and discussing news and events of the day. The phrase, “dumb ass” was used quite a few times during the course of the conversation. When we thought about what was being said, I said, “ what about a dumb ass store?”

The idea faded was dropped but days later, I thought to myself, “why not, everyone thinks it.” Why not say it, so here we are.

I hope you enjoy what we are offering. We have different sayings to fit most dumb ass situations. We're also offering a story of the month and a joke of the month.  Just sign up for our newsletter.

If you have a story or joke you'd like to share, send it off to us by clicking on the "Contact Us" link.  We'd love to hear them!

I hope you enjoy your self.

Head Dumb Ass